Not a business. Not a cause. Just raw curiosity. Can this work?
💸 Make Me a Millionaire for No Reason
You’ve donated to sad stories and noble causes. What if we all united behind pure, unfiltered nonsense? The internet has done dumber things. Let’s see how far this goes.📖 What is this?
I had a dumb idea.
What if 1 million people each sent me $1…
…and I became a millionaire?That’s it. That’s the entire campaign.
No sad story. No startup pitch. No NFT nonsense.
Just a normal, semi-functioning human being seeing if strangers will help create the most pointless feel-good financial moment of 2025.
💵 How to Donate
Ready to participate in financially questionable internet history?👉 Click here to donate $1 👈You can give more if you’re feeling chaotic.
But $1 is enough to join the legend.If this actually works, I’ll pick one random donor and give them $100,000 back.
😂 FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)
Q: Wait, what do I get in return?
A: Nothing. Just the thrill of helping a stranger become irrationally rich for no reason.Q: Is this a scam?
A: Yes. But it’s an honest one.Q: What will you do with the money?
A: Probably post weird updates. Maybe buy gold sneakers. Maybe disappear into the forest. TBD.Q: Will you give anything back?
A: I’ll donate a portion to charity or random people if we actually hit $1M. Pinky swear.Q: Can I tell my friends?
A: Yes, please do. If this works, you’ll forever be able to say “I was part of the world’s dumbest millionaire story.”
📢 Spread the Word
Post this on Reddit.
Text it to your ex.
Print it and leave it in a library book.Let’s test how weird the internet can really get.This is a social experiment.
It’s satire.
It’s chaos.
It’s fun.And if it works…
I promise to stay weird and be grateful forever.— Internet’s Future Dollar King (maybe)